Best Comebacks to Toxic Comments

While we all like to think that we’d put up with anything life throws at us, sometimes a ✨clapback✨ is called for. There’s nothing worse than a bully and they’re an even bigger problem online because you can’t tell when they are going to get personal and attack your sense of self-worth. 💅

Here are some of our favourite comebacks for when someone is being toxic and you need to put them in their place. 💅

Toxic person: Criticizes you or makes negative comments

You say: The problem with closed-minded people is their mouth is always open

Toxic person: Criticize your dreams

You say: Thanks, but I function better without unsolicited advice.

Toxic person: Calls  you a noob

You say: I guess we have something in common then

Toxic person: Tries to roast you

You say: Quit trying to be a smart ass when you're just an ass

Toxic person: Calls you boring

You say: Yeah, and what makes you so exciting?

Toxic person: Acting judgmental towards you

You say: It's funny how the people who know me the least have the most to say

Toxic person: Calls you ugly

You say: Too bad you can't photoshop your ugly personality

Toxic person: Says that you're obsessed with them

You say: You're like a bag of diapers. Self-absorbed and full of shit

Toxic person: Blames others for all of their problems

You say: If everywhere you go there's a problem...guess what? 

Toxic person: Keeps acting like a jerk towards you

You say: I love the sound you make when you shut up

Toxic person: Calls you selfish

You say: Yeah, I totally wanted to drop everything I was doing today and care for your bullshit

Toxic person: Says they don't like you

You say: It's okay if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste

Toxic person: Complains that you're critical

You say: I'm sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego

Toxic person: Call you weird

You say: I'm not weird; I just fall outside your exceptionally narrow view of the world

Toxic person: Remarks that you're always quiet

You say: Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud

Toxic person: Makes a comment about how you dress

You say: You hear that? It’s the sound of me not caring. 

Toxic person: Doesn't want to understand your point 

You say: I’d spell it out for you, but that’s assuming you know your ABCs 

Toxic person: A narcissistic asks you if you're happy to see him

You say: My heart was beating fast when I saw you walk in. I thought you were the monster under my bed. 

Be kind, but also stand up for yourself!  Give way more than you take from toxic people and overall just be a positive force in life! 💗